Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Appraisal letter :TRULY AMAZING!!

Dear Manager (HR),

   Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found

   hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without

   wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never

   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

   finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended

   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

   breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

   knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be

   classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

   dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be

   promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

   sent away as soon as possible.

  Signed - Project Leader 

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report

  sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)

  for my true assessment of him.

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